Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.
Monday Funny!
Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn’t that be an even number?
Friday Funny!
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Thursday Funny!
Wednesday Funny!
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Tuesday Funny!
Monday Funny!
Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I’m a mile away and I have his shoes.
Thursday Funny!
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Wednesday Funny!
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
Tuesday Funny!
I bought one of those tapes to teach you Spanish in your sleep. During the night, the tape skipped. Now I can only stutter in Spanish.
Monday Funny!
As I watched the dog chasing his tail I thought “Dogs are easily amused”, then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail.
Tuesday Funny!
I was at the bank the other day, and an elderly woman asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.
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