MEANWHILE, IN TEXAS…
Forked Tongue
The First Assistant Attorney General Jeff Mateer is in hot water after CNN reported that he had once called transgender children evidence of “Satan’s plan.” In separate speeches in 2015, Mateer—President Donald Trump’s new nominee for a federal judgeship in Texas—also complained that states were banning conversion therapy and claimed that legalizing same-sex marriage would lead to polygamy and bestiality. Mateer was working at the time as general counsel for right-wing religious liberty group First Liberty Institute, according to CNN. In a May 2015 speech titled “The Church and Homosexuality,” Mateer talked about a lawsuit filed in Colorado over a school that was restricting a transgender girl’s bathroom choice. “Now, I submit to you, a parent of three children who are now young adults, a first grader really knows what their sexual identity?” Mateer said. “I mean it just really shows you how Satan’s plan is working and the destruction that’s going on.” In the same speech, Mateer questioned the limit after same-sex marriage. “Why couldn’t four people wanna get married? Why not one man and three women? Or three women and one man?” Mateer said. “I mean, it’s disgusting.” In a November 2015 speech, Mateer called conversion therapy “biblical counseling,” and complained that it was being outlawed by courts, saying “they’re invading that area.”
Bleak Future
State Representative Dawnna Dukes’s corruption trial is about a month away, and prosecutors are preparing to show evidence of nineteen “extraneous acts,” including her spending $51,000 on an online psychic, according to the Austin American-Statesman. It’s still unclear how these things relate to the misdemeanor corruption charges facing Dukes, who allegedly gave a taxpayer-funded raise to a legislative aide to pay for gas money for driving her daughter to school. According to court papers filed this week by Travis County prosecutors, Dukes paid an online psychic $51,348 from December 2014 to January 2016, an average of nearly $1,000 per week. The filing also alleges that the Austin Democrat showed up to work at the Capitol while “full of morphine,” hid a cellphone from investigators, and was late submitting a campaign finance report and a personal financial statement. Dukes pleaded not guilty in June to tampering with a governmental record and abuse of official capacity by a public servant. Her trial date is set for October 16.
Guten Tag
A German grocery chain is set to open a new store in San Antonio, according to the San Antonio Express-News. Supermarket chain Lidl will anchor a planned shopping center on the city’s far West Side with a 30,000-square-foot store, according to a Tuesday news release. According to the Express-News, Lidl is known for its “low-price generic items and bare-bones stores,” which sounds, uh, really fun. The company also claims its products cost half as much as its competitors. The San Antonio shopping center is set to open in late 2018, though it’s unclear when the Lidl store will open its doors. Lidl spokesman William Harwood wouldn’t talk to the Express-News about the San Antonio development, but he did say that the chain is “pursuing a number of sites in Texas.” Lidl’s U.S. headquarters is in Virginia, and the chain is a newcomer to the U.S. grocery market, opening twenty stores this summer along the East Coast with plans for 80 more by the summer of 2018. As the Express-News notes, Lidl has already dropped at least $83 million on fourteen stores in the Houston and the Dallas-Fort Worth areas, according permits filed with the Texas Department of Licensing and Regulation.