According to Texas Monthly


 Witnessing Las Vegas


After a man opened fire at a country music concert in Las Vegas late Sunday night, killing 58 people and wounding over 500, Texans who witnessed the deadly mass shooting reacted with disbelief, prayers, and a call for change in gun legislation.  Several Texans were injured in the shooting—a 23-year-old Lubbock resident and recent Texas Tech grad was shot and required surgery, and the Seguin Police Department’s Deputy Chief of Police sustained a minor injury when his hand was struck by shrapnel. The Josh Abbott Band performed on the stage hours before the shooting, and one of its members posted a thoughtful note explaining why he now supports gun control after witnessing the shooting. Texas officials, including Governor Greg Abbott and Senators Ted Cruz and John Cornyn, expressed their sympathies for the victims, offering thoughts and prayers. The suspected shooter, Stephen Paddock, who was found dead from a self-inflicted gunshot wound, has ties to North Texas. According to the Dallas Morning News, he lived in Mesquite during the late 1990s and early 2000s, where he managed an apartment complex. He did not accumulate a criminal history while in Mesquite, except for a traffic ticket.

Dam, Enough Already


As the Houston area continues to recover from Hurricane Harvey’s damage—the latest in a long string of devastating floods—some homeowners have had enough, according to the Houston Chronicle. About sixty homeowners filed a lawsuit against two state agencies on Monday, alleging that two decades of mismanagement of the Lake Conroe Dam has caused their homes to flood repeatedly, including during Harvey. According to the suit, the San Jacinto River Authority and the Texas Water Development Board have been “intentionally flooding” their homes with releases from the dam and reservoir, starting in 1994. The agencies allegedly violated a clause of the Fifth Amendment which requires governments to provide “just compensation” for any private property taken for public use. Residents allege that in at least seven different instances, the agencies spurred “catastrophic floods” that have “turned pristine homes into mold hazards” and “turned family neighborhoods into wasteland,” without ever compensating homeowners for damages.


Name Game

In the process of renaming San Antonio’s Robert E. Lee High School, one of many public institutions memorializing Confederate leaders across the nation, the North East Independent School District must query the public for suggestions. So, of course, there are some jokesters out there who proposed totally ridiculous school names. Here are some suggestions, obtained by the San Antonio Express-News on Monday after a district spokesperson said the full list of submissions would not be posted online because some were “highly offensive”: the tortillas, nothing special high school, Lil’ Wayne, p—s sucking training academy, Dildo High School, School of don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings, snowflake high school #1, the Confederacy, the Hillary Clinton school of tolerance, sunshine and leprechan [sic] farts, and—perhaps most offensive of all—Jar Jar Binks High School. There were, however, some very good names, including Kawhi Leonard School of Silence, Gregg Popovich High School, Schooly McSchoolface, and, of course, “booty.”